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my school likes to change people’s senior quotes, but yeah. mine would be:
the only thing that got me through high school is YouTube and hard rock music. y’all suck. see you never again!
it’s too true though. high school sucks.
Okay so this might be a bit long but it’s not funny unless you understand the scene😂 so my friend and I were walking around the school and we were talking about food and she started to say ”my favorite food is peanut butter and pretzels” but just then a kid kicked a soccer ball and i yelled duck and she then continues her sentence a second after this happens but she says “my favorite food is soccer and pretzels” 😂😂😂 instant quote with three months left of school
Mine will be: “Dont cut your friends” -James Charles or “You don’t just bite someone’s boob when you see it!!” -Grayson Dolan or “Like fuck all those videos that people are cutting open stress toys, try fingering your moms wound” -Shane Dawson
Mine will be: “We are all equal. If you’re black, white, gay, or straight.”
Or maybe: “Why school? We have google for a reason.”
OR: “To homophobes, the Bible says only god can judge a person. You make a sin when you say gay people are wrong.”
Idk, I have time to think about it.
WAIT! I got it: “I was only exited for 12th grade because we get to go home for lunch.”
My Senior quotes will be: *"Some people say that I'll lose to a guy, that funny because when it's all fun and games until I kick somebody in the balls."*, or *"Sorry boys, I will be not available until adulthood.*", or *" I'm not fake, but your love for your girlfriend is."*, or *"If you don't want your girlfriend, can I have her, please."*
My other idea for my quote was to give my senior year teachers a final report card basically I was going to figure out what my final grade would be if I averaged the percentages on every assignment and every test for each class tally what my final grade would be then give that teacher that grade then to add insult to injury I was going to put a "comment to parent" to each teachers and finalize the quote by saying please have your parents sign your report card and return to me ASAP. Instead of doing that as my quote I decided that two days before the seniors had no more school I was going to give my four senior year teachers their final grade with the comment to parent and see how many actually played along. (if anyone wants to know all played along but one teacher floored me when she gave me back the signed report card and it was signed "I God on behalf of (blank) and (blank) am signing this very impressive report card due to the circumstances that Mrs.(blank's) parents have split up and she hasn't seen her dad since she was 2 days old and her mother is laying in a coma waiting for her children to make the final call. I am very proud to say on her families behalf she has grown to be quite an amazing person as I know you will be also, Sincerely, God.) I still to this day remember that word for word she and I spent the whole class period just talking and doing some crying it was totally the most impactful moment in my entire life.
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